12 Halloween Sweaters You Can Buy Right Now (plus 2 for your pooch)

It’s getting spooky out there! This is the time of year we usually blog about our ugly Halloween sweaters for sale in our shop, but you’ve beat us to it–as of October 1 we’ve sold out of all our Halloween sweaters (you crazy people are getting into the holiday spirit earlier every year, aren’t you?).

We do have a few fabric Halloween vests still available in the shop, plus a horrible turtleneck:

Witch, Cat & Googly-Eyed Bat Tacky Halloween Holiday Ugly Vest Women's Size Small/Medium (S/M)

SOLD!
Witch, Ghosts and Haunted House Tacky Halloween Holiday Ugly Vest Women's Size Small (S)

SOLD!
Reversible Witch & Fall Leaves Tacky Halloween Holiday Ugly Vest Women's Plus Size 20W

Reversible Witch & Fall Leaves Tacky Halloween Holiday Ugly Vest Women’s Plus Size 20W
SOLD!
Ghosts & Pumpkins Halloween Turtleneck to Wear Under Tacky Ugly Sweater Vest Women's Size XL

Ghosts & Pumpkins Halloween Turtleneck to Wear Under Tacky Ugly Sweater Vest Women’s Size XL
SOLD!

However, if you are a sweater purist and want the best of what is available out there in the way of Halloween sweaters, check out this fug from around the web.  Each of these hideous Halloween sweaters is available for sale right now by clicking on their image:

Black Michael Simon Lite Halloween Cardigan Sweater Cotton Ghosts M

Black Michael Simon Lite Halloween Cardigan Sweater Cotton Ghosts M on eBay -- click image to buy (and...are those ghosts made from fish scales?)

Bellepointe Halloween Cardigan Sweater Vest Dogs Cats Costumes Pumpkins Big M

Bellepointe Halloween Cardigan Sweater Vest Dogs Cats Costumes Pumpkins Big M on eBay -- click image to buy (looks like the cat is wearing the "cone of shame"

Karen Scott Fun Jack-O-Lantern & Ghost Halloween Sweater Size M

Karen Scott Fun Jack-O-Lantern & Ghost Halloween Sweater Size M on eBay -- click image to buy (CANDY! nomnomnomnom)

Womens size XL Halloween Sweater Vest Pumpkins

Womens size XL Halloween Sweater Vest Pumpkins on eBay -- click image to buy (sad blockhead jack-o-lanterns?)

Womens size XL Halloween Sweater Vest Pumpkins

Womens size XL Halloween Sweater Vest Pumpkins on eBay -- click image to buy (put your ghost hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care!)

Storybook Halloween Sweater - NWT - Size 3x - Cute!!!

Storybook Halloween Sweater - NWT - Size 3x - Cute!!! on eBay -- click image to buy (because we all know it's not a party until a skeleton barfs up his orange jello shots)

Ugly Halloween Sweater Ghosts Pumpkins Beaded Sequins Jacque & KoKo size 14_16

Ugly Halloween Sweater Ghosts Pumpkins Beaded Sequins Jacque & KoKo size 14_16 on eBay -- click image to buy (the ghosts of Richard Simmons?)

Vtg Hand Knit Eagle's Eye 1990 Halloween Sweater L

Vtg Hand Knit Eagle's Eye 1990 Halloween Sweater L on eBay -- click image to buy (MOAR CANDY!!! nomnomnomnom)

UGLY HALLOWEEN SWEATER glittery leaves! Teddy bear witch!! L Large

UGLY HALLOWEEN SWEATER glittery leaves! Teddy bear witch!! L Large on eBay -- click image to buy (bear + witch = bitch?)

Women's Halloween Sweater Vest; Size Small

Women's Halloween Sweater Vest; Size Small on eBay --click image to buy (what exactly is that amorphous blob with an orange bow?)

UGLY HALLOWEEN SWEATER glittery leaves! Teddy bear witch!! L Large

UGLY HALLOWEEN SWEATER glittery leaves! Teddy bear witch!! L Large on eBay -- click image to buy (we all know that pocket isn't big enough to hold all that CANDY!!! nomnomnomnom)

 Halloween Sweater Dressing for the Night!

Halloween Sweater Dressing for the Night! on Bonanza.com -- click image to buy (dress up your inner witch)

Even your dog can get into the Halloween spirit

Candy Corn Halloween Dog Sweater with Hat and Glowing Pom Pom

Candy Corn Halloween Dog Sweater with Hat and Glowing Pom Pom on etsy.com -- click image to buy (can you see it in his eyes? he's pleading for you to take this off him)

Candy Corn Dog Sweater and Hat Set for Halloween

Candy Corn Dog Sweater and Hat Set for Halloween on artfire.com -- click image to buy (oh, the shame of being a crochet candy corn puppy)

Have you spotted any Halloween fug for sale? Post it in the comments!

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