Halloween attire for female adults seems to fall into two camps, slutty and something-you-should-have-worn-in-grade-school.
Since the internet is filled with the first, let’s bring you a little of the latter…
New Halloween Spider Jack-o-Lantern Skeleton Tacky Ugly Holiday Sweater/Cardigan Women's Size S SOLD!
This one looks like it is trying to be a little of both:
MARISA CHRISTINA CLASSIC HAND KNIT HALLOWEEN SWEATER L $25 (click to buy)
Tacky Witch Spider Bat Cat Halloween Holiday Ugly Sweater/Cardigan Women's Size S SOLD!
Halloween Sweater, Dressing for the Night $24 on Bonanzle (click to buy)
Not sure what is going on here, apparently it is a witch stapled to the sweater, but missing the head? huh?
UGLY HALLOWEEN WOMENS MENS SWEATER HEADLESS WITCH M $7 on ebay (click to buy)
This is a hot mess:
DESIGN OPTIONS BOOOO GHOSTS HALLOWEEN SWEATER JACKET L $100 on ebay (click to buy)
And if you didn’t wear it in grade school, maybe you made it in grade school?
Pumpkin Girl Halloween Shirt on etsy (click to buy)
Not happy with any of these? Here is a pattern so you can knit your own and look like this Stepford mom/daughter combo:
Knit Sweater Pattern Halloween Sweater $2.95 on ebid (click to buy)